Here goes:

MEN:

5. I wish I would have learned to fight fair from the beginning. I know realize I am still the student and she's the master.

4. I wish I would have known how to communicate better...or at least paid better attention to how she talked on the phone with her friends while we were dating.

3. When she's talking like a monkey on the phone, she's doing an impression of me.

2. What's hers is hers. And what's mine ends up in a garage sale.

1. Her way is the right way.

WOMEN:

5. I wish I had known that being married doesn't make you more secure in the way I thought it would.

4. That although we share MOST of the responsibilities, apparently picking up his underwear and worry are not 2 of them.

3. How big of babies men are when they're sick.

2. That his hair was going to move from his head to his back.

1. That one day one of us would be gone and at that point your heart will break into a million little pieces.