You may want to read this. Just think...if you burn 1300 calories doing chores, then:

a: you have a legitimate excuse to skip the gym (or eat another Krispy Kreme)

b: you can give yourself a $5 allowance or

c: you can give yourself 30 extra minutes of video game time.

I'm in.

That's right ladies. First, we started getting manicures and pedicures. Then we started watching Jon and Kate Plus 8. Now...we have a biological clock! AND...to top it off...according to this article it starts at 30, whereas a woman's begins at 31. Ladies still win! But the most interesting thing about this article is the correlation between a man's age and the number of cases of Autism. Definitely check it out.

Move over Jennifer Aniston...the new "must have hairdo" is now "The Kate"...as in Kate from "Jon & Kate" fame. Her appearance on so many magazine covers recently has people all over the US heading to their hair sylists with magazines in hand.

So...with that being said...what would some of the top 15 celebrities look like if they had "The Kate?" Well, yo can click here and see for yourself! (Just be ready to explain why you're laughing so loud at work!)

Okay...that was a little dramatic. But when you're in the "parent club" you want to make sure to pass along any information that might better educate a poor unsuspecting parent of a teenager. :)

So...with that being said...beware of letting any teen who says they want to be a professional texter read this story. Yesterday they did the first ever surgery that was twittered live. So, in reality, a professional texter might be a future career! Would you want to receieve twittered updates on your loved one having surgery? Would you pay extra for this option? Let us know!